I'm immune to gacha and live service retention mechanics because if I ever think "man I can't wait to be done with this busywork so I can stop doing it" I just cut out the middleman and stop doing it right then and there.
will never forget when i worked in a fast food joint. some customer wrote like “86 cherries” on their mobile order, as like a pretentious way of say no cherries, but the store was run by a bunch of high schoolers who are working their first job so they collectively went “why the fuck does this guy want 86 fucking cherries” and like piled them onto his milkshake
so when i made this i didn’t expect ANY notes so i feel like an asshole now for not explaining. so incase you check the notes, 86 in restaurant terms means “unavailable or out of stock” but has kinda morphed into “omit” or “leave out”. but none of us had worked in a restaurant before, also why would you not just say “no cherries” it’s the same amount of characters to type
people want doing the right thing to be like pulling the correct lever at the correct time but actually usually doing the right thing is more like holding a moderate weight at arm's length continuously for seventeen years
Every Hunter Biden story sounds like unwoke media we're supposed to crave.
The Bidens suck, but you're going to have to do better than telling me to hate a guy for being extremely hung, doing drugs, and regularly sampling premium world class vaginas.
every conservative news headline is like: "BREAKING: President Joe Biden LOVES His Special Little Boy Who Was Just Arrested For Breaking The Sound Barrier While Doing MDMA And Getting Jacked Off" and im supposed to not think thats great
that james baldwin quote where he says, “it took many years of vomiting up all the filth i’d been taught about myself, and half-believed, before i was able to walk on the earth as though i had a right to be here.”
tf2 lore is so funny. soldier was never actually a soldier in any war, but he DID go to where the war was happening and just started killing people so he thinks he deserves to be revered as an army veteran
this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.
